I want to live a life free of hypocrisy, anger, and judgment, and I feel that this will entail leaving Tumblr.
NOOOOO
YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT TUMBLR-LIKES MY INANE POSTS
(mind implodes then explodes again)
Seriously, WTF at 0:40??
I’m pretty damned weird but I’ll never be as weird as the Japanese can get.
New favorite album. The best song comes in around 5:50. I love stuff like this; one of the reviews of it characterizes it as “glacial, barren, and difficult”. Me likes glacial. None of those silly feelings for me, no sir.
memory banks spewing up random garbage
(this really happened about 10 years ago)
(and yes, I used ICQ… I really rarely ever used AIM)
australian kid on icq: you have to stop making the music you’re making
me: why?
australian kid on icq: you’ll go to hell
me: how do you know?
AKOI: my pastor told me
me: and how does he know?
AKOI: he knows these things, he went out into the desert for weeks and talked to god directly
me: i’ll bet he did. i’ll take my chances on hell, though, thanks.
AKOI: noooo, you can’t. hell is a terrible place
me: i dunno, it doesn’t seem so bad
AKOI: yes it is, the devil will stick flaming swords into you all day long while you writhe in the burning mud
me: well then i’ll grab some of the flaming mud and throw it in his face
AKOI: nooo he’ll just hurt you worse, you can’t hurt him, he’s the devil
AKOI: it will hurt worse than getting shot
yay!
I has a smartphone now. (it’s an Android phone, in case anyone’s interested)
…I’M OFFICIALLY A PART OF THIS CENTURY!!
That awkward moment when you realize you’re trying to control normal applications using vi commands.
Fuck those other applications! :wq to save and quit! dd to delete a line! BOOYAH!
VI <3 <3 <3
Fictitious examples of the above:
#2. Less Stress
“I’ve had a terrible day at the office.”
“Me too. Let’s not have sex.”
“Yes, I could really use the calm and relaxation that comes as a result of not having sex.”
“Let’s organize our tax documents instead.”
“Okay.”
#4. Makes Relationship Less Confusing
“Wanna have sex?”
“No.”
“Okay.”
#10 Can Practice Self-Control
“Hey Tommy.”
“Hey Julie.”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m seeing how many photons I can freeze in place with the sheer force of my will.”
“Wow, you must really have a lot of self-control to do that.”
“Yeah, it takes a lot of practice. Practice I’ve obtained through not having sex.”
